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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 6795 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
New Chunks Explored: | 733485 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!