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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9630 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 174771 |
Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!