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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 8596 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 30 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5504 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!