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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7119 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!