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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4572 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 402 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 30 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!