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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 728 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!
We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.
So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!