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Crafty Dems Server – Where elections are fair and creepers are the real threat!

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Are you tired of worrying about political shenanigans and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no election fraud here, just endless fun and adventure. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world… one block at a time. So join us and help us defeat the llama overlords before it’s too late!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LOLcraft: Israeli Edition – Join /ישר/ – /ISR/ – /اسر/ – /ИЗP/ – /እስራ/ – /イスラ/ & חברים

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server, מהדורת דאוס אקס, is not for the faint of heart. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance your way to victory while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor!

2. We have a petting zoo filled with mutant animals that will either cuddle you or try to eat your face off. It’s a real adrenaline rush!

3. The server owner once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a dragon too!

4. Our server’s currency is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s actually…potatoes. That’s right, you can buy and sell goods with potatoes. It’s a spud-tacular economy!

So what are you waiting for? Join מהדורת דאוס אקס today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra potatoes.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyPajeet’s LOL Mine

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further than PajeetRyS!

Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocky adventures you’ve ever seen. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building pixelated palaces and crafting crazy contraptions.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and mysterious creatures. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself hangs out there, sipping on a cold brew and challenging players to epic battles.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Land of Llamas, where fluffy friends roam free and rainbows shoot out of their butts. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join PajeetRyS today and experience the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	143	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

QueerCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones in the closet

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where everything is as queer as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with glittery blocks, sassy villagers, and fabulous fashion options for your character.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden disco party deep in the mines. The skeletons were breakdancing, the creepers were voguing, and even the Ender Dragon was serving looks. It was a night to remember, and you can be a part of the next epic dance-off!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pride Parade, where players ride on rainbow-colored llamas and throw confetti made of diamonds. The winner of the parade gets a crown made of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on over and join us on our queer coded Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self and have a blast!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper Explosions Are Less Painful Than 4chan = Self Harm

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a good laugh while doing it? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us on a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let loose. Our community is filled with hilarious memes, crazy antics, and non-stop laughter. Say goodbye to the dull and lifeless servers out there, because we’re here to inject some much-needed chaos into your Minecraft experience.

Forget about self-harm on 4chan, come join us and harm some creepers instead! Our server is a safe space for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies, where you can unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures you can imagine. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the lulz begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Duel Masters: Yu-Gi-Oh! Go Rush!!

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Join our Minecraft server and embark on an intergalactic adventure with Yudias, Yuhi, and their wacky friends as they search for the elusive Yuamu in outer space! Travel to distant planets, battle alien mobs, and uncover hidden treasures in this epic quest for friendship and glory. Will you be brave enough to join their mission and become a hero in this cosmic tale? Only the bravest and most daring players can handle the insanity that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe, suit up in your space gear, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyQueen21’s Wild World: Where I’ll do anything you say… in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because our server is run by a 21-year-old who will do anything you tell them to! Need someone to build you a castle? Done. Want someone to mine for diamonds while singing show tunes? You got it. This server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, and with usernames like @crisiscutie and @tvbaby, you know you’re in for a wild ride. Join us now for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Emeralds Found:	6918	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky Builders: Where Diversity is Crafted and Creepers are the Real Enemy

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a black Canadian in the USA? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the accents are different! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll hear voices that will make you question everything you thought you knew about accents. Who needs normal when you can have outrageous? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2055	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Blocky Toes – Minecraft VTuber Feet Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the Tako Toes Edition! Why join, you ask? Because on our server, you can ride giant squids as mounts and battle enemy players with ink attacks! Plus, our custom-built underwater city is home to a secret society of octopus wizards who will grant you magical powers if you can solve their riddles. And don’t even get me started on the legendary Tako Toes themselves – rumor has it that eating one will give you the ability to breathe underwater indefinitely! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Towns Built:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3910	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7233	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2905
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Chimeras Created:	2