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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 4359 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.
So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! First pitch is at 1:20pm CST / 2:20pm EST, don’t miss out on the madness!