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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 5783 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a talking llama who offers you a diamond sword in exchange for a dance-off. And that’s just the beginning!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, rainbow-colored sheep that poop out gold blocks, and a giant talking potato who gives out quests for you to complete.
So what are you waiting for? Get in here and join the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! First pitch is at 1:20pm CST / 2:20pm EST, don’t miss out on the madness!