come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama in a disco! we have so many cool things to do, you’ll feel like a pig in a mud bath.
our players are so awesome, they make herobrine look like a noob. we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant creeper made out of diamonds.
we also have mini-games that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll sound like a zombie with a sore throat. and don’t even get me started on our epic events, like the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament.
plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re in a village full of villagers who actually like each other. so come join us, and let’s have a blast together!
Updated November 17, 2024
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 218 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
