Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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