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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2967 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
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