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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3530 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 250 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Star Shards Collected: | 249 |
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