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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where the only currency is diamonds because who needs boring old crypto when you can have shiny gems instead?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP weapons and armor. Some say the Diamond Chicken is just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should we say TNT fist?). Join us and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to challenge the Creeper King and claim his explosive throne for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, diamonds are forever, but so are the laughs on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	709908	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Ruby

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Ruby! We are an online community with an extra focus on togetherness, inclusion and friendship. Here you can meet safely no matter who you are. We want everyone to experience development and mastery at Rubinen. We have Survival, Creative, Dungeons, Parkour, Spleef, Towny, Events, KeepInventory, Voteparty, Competitions, PvP and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DraconityMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Cross-Play! Anyone can join from any launcher!!DraconityMC – SURVIVAL KINGDOMS– Custom Mobs: Fully customized passive and hostile mobs, as well as interactive pets with skills and abilities! – Custom World Generation: Completely reworked world generation, featuring hundreds of varieties of biomes filled with custom mobs! – Outposts: Fight for rulership of the four biome outposts, but fight off the ogres, vikings, ents, and bandits! – Boss Fights: Daily varieties of custom textured boss spawns with OP rewards! – Skills: Redesigned custom McMMO skills, RPG style! Level up for rewards! – Battlepass: Featuring hundreds of fresh quests to face every season, with a balanced VIP battlepass access! – New Enchantments: Completely reworked enchantment system, featuring a wizard NPC for all your enchantment needs! – Kingdoms: Build and form the strongest kingdom on the server, and declare war on other kingdoms for power! If you just wanna chill and build, you can turn this feature off and sit back and watch the chaos! – Gems Shop: Buy keys, cosmetics, wardrobe items, and much more with gems! – Dungeons: Grind through the levels of the dungeons for unique rewards and challenging battles from our custom mobs and bosses! + much more!: We have so many amazing features that we can’t even list them all, so come check it out now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GuildCraft Network

Creative, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to GuildCraft network!We offer many different games with our custom made plugins, maps, and games.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NostalgiaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Emeralds Found:	5938	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArcherMC

Creative, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP

Number 1 OP server with tons of unique features: plots, gangs, drugs, explosive items, cheapest donor ranks, custom mines, and the ultimate experience! We have rankups from A-Z as well as 26 custom built amazing mines to fit them! All players can have their own plots and gangs! What are you waiting for?! Join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Animals Bred:	147
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SpongeCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

Custom Enchants, Multi SlimeFun Addons, in-game ranks, and more!ABOUT US:A new server, with a community rooted from over 6 years back, SpongeCraft is a close knit and active group of people that offers an experience like no other! We welcomes people of all ages, backgrounds, and interests, so you’re sure to meet many new friends. SpongeCraft is a friendly, mature SMP type server with many unique perks you’ll love and enjoy with a large focus on the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Nest GSG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The GSG Network is in an incredible phase!! Forget everything you’ve heard about the network in the past and come give your future favorite server a try.Currently, the Águia Server – 1.20+ is active The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each world Box system with new arrivals per season Tournament System Ground Protection System VIP system mcMMO skills Clan System with War Event

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

KoalaServers

Creative, Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome, our aim is for a close to vanilla taste, but with the added flavor of jobs, economy, player ran shops, and warps. We are generous with claim blocks too as we feel it’s fair to allow players to protect their bases no matter how big the project! Come join our chill community and enjoy some unique Aussie ranks!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1016	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AstraMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

– Cute pets that will follow you around, you can ride and have skill trees! – We have a premium land claiming plugin with extreme customization for better protection – We have tag’s to show off some style and some new cosmetics in the works as well~ – Farming and player based economy! Farm to become the richest on the server or make a shop and join the kings of the economy – Skill’s for those that like a little bit of a rpg twist on their favorite game~ – New collectible’s each month, if you get lucky you can sell them for millions later – Amazing events hosted throughout the year for all to participate in! – Active staff members, owners and mangement as well as active socials and one or two small content creators! – Currently in the works of working on turning into a server network with multiple gamemodes and something for everyone to enjoy~

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	52
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Towns Built:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Enchantments Applied:	81
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	669	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.