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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7689 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 30 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
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