| Players: | 104/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
Our community is filled with wacky characters who will challenge you to build the tallest tower of TNT, engage in intense dance battles, and even embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken.
But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of evil chickens plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with the brave warriors fighting against them, or will you become a chicken minion and wreak havoc on the land?
So come on, join us at vspo and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Cash is a talented musician and songwriter known for his soulful vocals and powerful lyrics. He has a unique ability to connect with his audience through his music, drawing inspiration from personal experiences and emotions. Cash has a dedicated following and continues to make a name for himself in the music industry with his authentic sound and heartfelt performances.
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 19 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1850 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 190 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3937 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 155 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 19 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
