Updated November 6, 2024
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 2934 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 202 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 2934 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 202 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a talking sheep who offers to be your personal mining buddy. But watch out, because there’s a mischievous group of chickens who are plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigmen.
But don’t worry, we’ve got a team of superhero villagers who are ready to swoop in and save the day. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly Ender Dragon races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen (and probably will).
Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players live in RVs and travel the virtual world in style. Need to mine some diamonds? Just hop in your RV and drive to the nearest mine! Want to explore a new biome? Pack up your RV and hit the road!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of wild llamas who have taken over a village and are now the rulers of the land. Will you be able to negotiate with these llama overlords and gain their favor? Only time will tell!
So if you’re ready for a truly unique Minecraft experience filled with RV adventures and llama drama, join our server today!
Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Our approved vtubers include Aaliyah Mercury, the sharpshooting sensation who never misses a shot. AceWindhover, the explosive expert who can blow up anything in his path. And don’t forget about Bessie, the cowgirl with a quick draw that will leave you in awe.
But that’s not all! Join us for crazy adventures with Code Named Ferret, the master of stealth who can sneak past any enemy. And watch out for Kuromaru Oniisan, the ninja warrior who can take down foes with just a flick of his katana.
So come join us on /tactical/ Minecraft SMP, where every day is a new tactical challenge and every battle is a chance to show off your skills. Don’t miss out on the action, join us now and become a legend in the world of tactically-themed Minecraft!
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Yuji himself as he leads epic raids on other players’ bases, all while riding a majestic llama named Steve. But beware, Yuji has a mischievous side and loves to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their entire house with pink wool.
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us where Yuji’s reign of chaos is just beginning. Who knows, you might even become the next legend in his crazy world of blocky adventures.
Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 34 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1930 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!
But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 40 | New Chunks Explored: | 134142 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.
But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!