Crusallis: Where Pixels Fight for Control of the World 😉

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CRUSALIS Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	CRUSALIS
Server Type	Geopolitical Historical
Description	A server focused on recreating history through fun raids, wars, and nation building.
IP Address	crusalis.net (premium Minecraft only)
Community	Victorix – Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server theme?

A: The server has iteration-based themes, with each new iteration featuring new content and a different historical theme.

Q: How long does each iteration last?

A: Each iteration typically lasts around 2 months before a new theme is introduced.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the premium Minecraft IP address crusalis.net and join the Victorix community on Discord.

Q: Can I contribute to building nations and participating in wars?

A: Yes, by joining the server and community, you can actively participate in nation building, raids, and wars to help your faction achieve victory.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mines Excavated:	3826	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SureProofNoProof100%

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Are you 100% sure that joining this Minecraft server will bring you eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds, but have no proof? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers give out free hugs! Not only that, but our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Join us now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control time itself! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PutinPartyPanic

Computer Hacking, cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, Cyber Security, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity breach, data breach, digital security, hacker attack, hacking incident, Information Security, internet security, online hacking, Putin’s birthday, PutinPartyPanic, russia, Russian state media, Vladimir Putin

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life, where even Russian state media can’t catch a break on Putin’s birthday! We promise no hacker attacks here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Build your own empire, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe (or just find some diamonds, whatever floats your boat). So come on down and join us, because who needs reality when you can have Minecraft? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Love Letters Sent:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MindCraft LimbTech

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Yo, yo, yo! Ever wanted to play Minecraft with your mind? Well, on this server, we got brain-controlled bionic limbs that are like, SO CLOSE to becoming a reality! Imagine building a castle just by thinking about it – no more pesky clicking or keyboard smashing needed!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can control your character with your thoughts. It’s like telekinesis but in Minecraft form! Plus, rumor has it that the bionic limbs give you super strength in the game. You’ll be able to mine blocks faster than a speeding bullet and defeat mobs with just a flick of your brain!

So come on, join us on this mind-blowing server and experience the future of gaming. Who needs hands when you have a brain that can do it all? Let’s get crazy and build the most insane creations together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9536	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

What is the IP for jacksepticeye Minecraft Server?

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Jacksepticeye, born Seán William McLoughlin, is a popular Irish YouTuber known for his energetic and humorous gaming videos. With over 27 million subscribers on his channel, he has become one of the most influential figures in the online gaming community. Jacksepticeye is known for his catchphrase “Top of the morning to ya, laddies!” and his charismatic personality that keep his fans engaged and entertained.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ISO SMP: Where adults play pretend in a fresh new world without any added vanilla or hermit-craft flavor!

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ISO SMP Overview

Feature	Description
18+ community	We welcome players who are 18 years old and above to join our server.
Chest locking plugin	Players can lock their chests using signs to prevent unauthorized access.
Invisible item frames	Players can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.
Player and mob heads	Players can collect and display player and mob heads as trophies.
Deathchest	A chest will spawn at the player’s death location to store their items.
Vein-miner	Players can mine entire veins of ores with a single block break.
/home	Players can set a home location and teleport back to it anytime.
Shops with custom economy	Players can create shops to trade items with others using a custom economy system.
NO-GRIEF	We have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment.
Server uptime	Our server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy uninterrupted gameplay.
Custom armor stand	Players can customize armor stands with different poses and equipment.
Mini-blocks	Enjoy building with smaller blocks to create intricate designs.

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the ISO SMP server?

To join our server, please connect using the Minecraft IP address provided on our Discord server: [insert IP address here].

2. Can I invite my friends to play on the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community as long as they abide by our rules and guidelines.

3. Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

Yes, we require players to be 18 years old or above to join our server.

4. How can I protect my belongings from theft?

You can use the chest locking plugin and signs to secure your chests and prevent unauthorized access.

5. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, we have strict rules against griefing to maintain a friendly and fair gameplay environment for all players.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Land Respect Minecraft Server

ancestral land, community empowerment, community respect, cultural heritage, Cultural preservation, cultural respect, cultural understanding, indigenous rights, indigenous youth council, intergenerational respect, Land, land rights, land stewardship, Minecraft, native american rights, people of land, Respect, respect for elders, Server, traditional values, tribal respect, tribal traditions, youth empowerment

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the land is ruled by a group of llama overlords who demand respect and tribute in the form of diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who are constantly plotting to overthrow the llama overlords and take control of the land. Will you join forces with the llamas or the chicken ninjas? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for 10 minutes. Just be careful not to crash into any wandering polar bears or you might end up in a snowball fight to the death.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, respect the llamas or face the wrath of the chicken ninjas.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

VAllure General – Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as dreamy as a fertility goddess, as fierce as a feral polar bear, and as hypnotic as a cuttlefish? Look no further than our server! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our talented cast of characters will keep you entertained with their ASMR streams, lewd audios, and spicy content. And don’t worry, all of our talents are in a relationship with the server owner (just kidding… or am I?). So come join the madness and become a part of our crazy community! Just remember, no fan servers allowed – we’re too wild for that!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8887	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MarriageCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive comments, relationship issues, and awkward encounters with coworkers and their spouses.

Looking for a server where you can navigate through the treacherous waters of domestic skills evaluation? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can witness firsthand the consequences of comparing housekeeping skills and the impact it has on relationships.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to epic battles between SAHMs, husbands who are too much of pushovers, and coworkers who just can’t seem to keep their comments to themselves. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own domestic abilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where drama reigns supreme and relationships are put to the ultimate test. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4468
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PreggoPurgeCraft

ah, Bipolar, Cheating, children, college, custody, Diagnosis, Eviction, ex gf, family, Friends, half-sibling, Help, MONEY, ppd, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnant, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Therapy

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this guy’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of evictions, cheating scandals, and paternity tests!

Build your own virtual drama as you navigate through relationships, pregnancies, and custody battles – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos firsthand in Minecraft?

Join now and create your own outrageous stories that will make this guy’s life look like a walk in the park. Don’t worry, we won’t judge – we’ll just provide a safe space for you to unleash all your virtual drama. Let the games begin!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP

10. Abuse, 11. Lies, 12. Betrayal, 13. Lack of trust, 14. Lack of empathy, 15. Incompatibility, 16. Lack of effort, 17. Disloyalty, 18. Selfishness, 19. Lack of communication, 2. Emotional manipulation, 20. Insecurity., 3. cheating, 4. Gaslighting, 5. Lack of respect, 6. Controlling behavior, 7. Infidelity, 8. Disrespectful communication, 9. Neglect, ExLeftMe4MinecraftSMP, toxic behavior

Are you tired of dealing with exes who make you want to rage-quit IRL? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness without any ex drama! Trust us, there’s no room for heartbreak when you’re too busy fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are a girl’s best friend in this world, not some loser who can’t even remember your birthday. So come join us and leave your ex in the virtual dust where they belong!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Crops Grown:	5272

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

Airport arrests, airport security, Airport smuggling, Body cavity smuggling, Body concealment, Contraband, criminal activity, Female criminals, gals, GOLD, gold bars, Gold smuggling, Hidden in bodies, Hide, illegal activities, Illegal possessions, Illegal transportation, illegal-trade, law enforcement, precious metals, Rush, security checks, Seek, Smuggling operation, Women smugglers

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky HR Fun Land

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So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.