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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5084 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that, like, totally messes with your brain in the best way possible? well, do we have the server for you! we got researchers and stuff reviewing all kinds of crazy things like physiological and ecological characteristics and agronomic regulatory pathways of intercropping to delay root-canopy senescence of crops.
i know, i know, it sounds super boring and science-y, but trust us, it’s actually super fun and wacky on our server! we’ve got crops that never die, trees that grow upside down, and animals that speak in rhymes.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can create the craziest structures you can imagine. like, one time, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while playing on our server. or at least have a good laugh trying.
