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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 6662 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8022 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
i know, i know, it sounds super boring and science-y, but trust us, it’s actually super fun and wacky on our server! we’ve got crops that never die, trees that grow upside down, and animals that speak in rhymes.
plus, we have the most epic build battles where you can create the craziest structures you can imagine. like, one time, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, come join us! who knows, you might just discover the meaning of life while playing on our server. or at least have a good laugh trying.