CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Towns Built:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Magic Items Found:	8798	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Animals Bred:	176
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Potions Brewed:	126
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magic Items Found:	3055
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	111
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Mines Excavated:	1236
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Potions Brewed:	86	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Towns Built:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Alien Abductions:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Farms Harvested:	899
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Crops Grown:	4654

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!