CrocodileCraft SMP: The Ultimate Shitshow

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a trampoline. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and getting involved in more plot twists than a soap opera.

We’ve got players who will stop at nothing to sabotage each other’s builds, steal all the diamonds, and cause chaos wherever they go. And don’t even get us started on the wild parties we throw in the End dimension – you never know who might show up (hint: it’s probably a bunch of Endermen in fancy hats).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of pigs in a minecart, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mineage

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

OG Factions revived. Classic factions features and simple raiding. We encourage players to grind through semi-vanilla methods to get their economy and base up. We are a PvP-based factions server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Potions Brewed:	186	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CorbaWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Corba-World! We are an open and welcoming community! We pride ourselves in our closeness with the community and transparency!We stay true to our promises and here is our first promise to you! We promise to be dedicated to bringing you and enjoyable time on our server!We’re looking forward to seeing you in game soon!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MINOR

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Do you know Majnr? So you shouldn’t miss even a single official Majnr community server!The server was officially launched on 1/12/2021 as a response to a call from players from Gejmr’s pre-MAJNR test server. A community of super players was created on the server, who found new friends within two days and started creating together. The test server was not intended for normal gaming and was canceled immediately after the end of testing.And that’s exactly where we started. We gathered players from the server and launched our test server where we set up plugins and voicechat before the official launch of the community Majnr server!As of this moment, we have reunited this community of players and continue on our own ground. The server is available for free to anyone who would like to join us! – So don’t hesitate and join us, the only official Majnr community server!And last but not least, we are the only server that YouTubers from Majnru know about, so you can meet them once in a while here too!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

The bakery

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The bakery [1.19]La Boulangerie is a non-profit French-speaking World Building Minecraft server managed by a team of enthusiasts. Discover our new world: Gaiartos, its nations, its cities and its religions. Make your place in this world where anything is possible, lead the life of a traveling trader, an emperor eager for conquest or the preacher of a hitherto unknown faith and interact with the members of La Boulangerie!The team is very open and recruits developers, builders and graphic designers from time to time. In addition, we organize regular assemblies in which we present upcoming new features and listen to the opinions of our players and their ideas.Join La Boulangerie!IP mc.laboulangerie.net Discord https://laboulangerie.net/discord Site Web https://laboulangerie.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	274
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	617	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Potions Brewed:	146
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	820290	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mines Excavated:	1217
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ores Mined:	5197	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	8477	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Farms Harvested:	969

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Enchantments Applied:	211	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.