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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 668 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
WE GOT THIS NEW GENUS AND SPECIES OF CROCODYLOMORPH CALLED ENALIOETES SCHROEDERI, STRAIGHT OUTTA THE EARLY CRETACEOUS EPOCH! THIS BAD BOY WAS DISCOVERED IN THE STADTHAGEN FORMATION IN GERMANY, YO!
JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU CAN BE LIKE A REAL-LIFE PALAEONTOLOGIST, DIGGIN’ UP FOSSILS AND BUILDIN’ DINOSAURS! WE GOT DINOSAURS, Y’ALL! AND NOT JUST ANY DINOSAURS, WE GOT CRAZY METRIORHYNCHID CROCODYLOMORPHS!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DINOSAURS, AMIRITE? LET’S GET JURASSIC UP IN HERE! 🦖🦕🔥🔥🔥