Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Animals Bred:	78	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	158	Alien Abductions:	3
Emeralds Found:	2148	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Crops Grown:	3022
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Animals Bred:	171
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Farms Harvested:	557	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Enchantments Applied:	300	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Divine Spears Created:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	216	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimension Hops:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2158	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4144
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.