Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	259

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Ores Mined:	4093	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4863
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	8099	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	4530
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Farms Harvested:	596
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.