Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7297
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	6429	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	337
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mines Excavated:	4679
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7057	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Dimension Hops:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	219	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!