Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 85
Enchantments Applied: 287 New Chunks Explored: 740831
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Brutal Kingdoms

    Brutal Kingdoms

    Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1013
    Towns Built: 5 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Alien Abductions: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 220
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 48

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Animals Bred: 26 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Mines Excavated: 1660
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Ores Mined: 3892
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 279 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Magic Items Found: 5210
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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