Crits2Sh*ts Minecraft Server

Absurdity, bodily functions, comedic, Crits2Shts, First Person Shooter, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, humor, long tail tag, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, random crits, random events, random shits, satire, Server, Steam, team fortress 2, tf2, valve, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have replaced random crits with random shits! That’s right, every 5 seconds there’s a 10% chance your character will loudly and aggressively soil themselves. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for a wild and wacky adventure where you never know when you’ll be caught with your pants down (literally). Explore our custom-built worlds filled with surprises around every corner, and watch out for those unexpected bowel movements!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can compete in a “Best Shit” contest, where the most epic and explosive accidents win fabulous prizes. So grab your toilet paper and join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Gates of Aevony

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Greetings, fellow wanderer, welcome to Gates of Aevony! Come and play some sweet SMP survival with us or unleash your building skills in the Creative server to show your talent to the world. Free WorldEdit will be your friend.

IP: mc.aevony.net

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Farms Harvested:	211
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Aetheria

Factions, Hardcore, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Aetheria is a hardcore roleplay server built to provide a fresh, unique experience. Using a vast selection of immersive plugins, proper utilization of rich story, and a highly responsible staff team, this server is expected to provide an amazing playground for its players.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Farms Harvested:	505
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Animals Bred:	164	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Farms Harvested:	290	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!