CritPots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

Apology, BIRTHDAYS, brother, Conversation, cousins, DadCraft, Distance, Drama, Eva, family, Feedback, Grief, husband, Mental Wellbeing, miscarriage, mom, Playdate, Pregnancy, PROFESSIONAL, regret, Resentment, sister, Support

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Buildings Constructed:	42	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

Alliance, Allies, Austin, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, FINAL, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Military, negotiations, president, Press, SECURITY, Support, trump, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, united states, ZelAus, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Love Letters Sent:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	7769
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, degen group, Degenerate, degeneration, EcoCraft, group activities, group behavior, Group Chat, group cohesion, group collaboration, group communication, Group Discussion, group dynamics, group formation, group interaction, group organization, group participation, group project, group study, group support, group therapy, group work, Haven

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	639

Yo, listen up, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a rainbow unicorn on steroids, with a side of bacon-flavored diamonds.

Join us if you want to experience the ultimate in pixelated chaos and mayhem. We’ve got more mods than you can shake a creeper at, and our community is as wild as a pack of rabid wolves on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! We host epic events like building competitions where the prize is a real-life llama (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And our staff? They’re so awesome, they can tame a pack of zombie pigs with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this rollercoaster ride of insanity and let’s make Minecraft great again! Or at least weirder.

BlockyBraidsAndBeards

black people, BlockyBraidsAndBeards, Braids, Cultural differences, Dreads, Grooming, guy, hair care, hair care routine, hair maintenance, hair products, hair styling, hair styling tips, hair techniques, hair texture, hair tips, hair type, maintenance, Rural, Styling, White

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

currency exchange, DongCraft, economic imbalance, Exports, global economy, import/export, international trade, Minecraft, Server, trade agreements, trade deficit impact, trade deficit increase, trade deficit with Vietnam, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade partnership, trade policy, trade relationship, trade surplus, US exports, US trade deficit, Vietnam, weak dong

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

battle, blocky, border, Conflict, Diplomacy, donald trump, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, kyiv, military aid, peace negotiations, Politics, president, security assistance, Support, Trumps, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, War Deadline, world news

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!

Harvest SMP

anti cheat, Application Process, Biome, BUILD, Community, creative dimension, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Experience, Farm, Harvest, hermitcraft, Minecraft, Minigame, Plugins, Redstone, Relaxed, shopping district, smp, Whitelist

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8265
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to Harvest SMP!

We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are at the very beginning of our newest season Harvest Season 4, and would like to invite you all to play!

Fundamentals of Harvest SMP

Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds.

Features:

Hermitcraft-like experience	Datapacks and plugins for close to vanilla experience
Biome datapack	Blooming Biosphere datapack for enhanced biomes
Creative dimension	Explore and build creatively
Shopping district	Diamond based economy for trading
Minigame district	Hangout and have fun with mini-games

Whitelist Process

We have an application process in our Discord server. All players need to fill out an application before joining. This is to ensure a good fit for the community.

Join our Discord server to apply

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement for the server?	Yes, this is an 18+ server.
Can I join if I’m new to Minecraft?	Yes, all experience levels are welcome.
How often are community events held?	We try to have them as often as possible, given our team’s full-time commitments.
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you wish.
What is the world border size?	We have one continent currently with plans to expand periodically.

Epic Clash Realm 1.20

beat em ups, beta builds, clash, cute girls manga, Epic, fig, fightan streams, fighting games, Fighting Idol Global, git gud, Glossary, hololive, Hololive Smash Clone, HoloXBreak, idol showdown, IDOLS, love, News, patch notes, Realm, seiso idols, tiermaker, Tigers, Vtubers

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Magic Items Found:	7113
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Yo, so like, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s all about idol vtubers playing fighting games and beat em ups? It’s like a crazy mashup of cute idols and epic battles, bro.

Imagine building a shrine to your favorite idol while also battling it out in the arena. It’s like a virtual idol showdown, but with swords and pickaxes instead of microphones.

And if you’re feeling lonely, just hop on the server and ask for some gaming buddies. We got your back, fam.

Plus, we got all the latest updates on fighting games, idol showdowns, and even a glossary of fighting terms. You’ll be a pro in no time, dude.

So come join us on this wild ride of idols and love. No discords, no names, just pure chaotic fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s gooooo!

MemeReviverMC SMP

dead meme, early 2000s, iconic, internet culture, internet trends, meme comeback, Meme culture, meme evolution, meme history, meme nostalgia, meme renaissance, meme resurgence, meme resurrection, meme revival, meme trends, MemeReviverMC, Nostalgia, pop culture, smp, social media, Throwback, viral

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the dankest memes from the early 2000’s! Like, we have a whole section dedicated to reviving dead memes and making them even more cringey than before. Remember “all your base are belong to us”? Yeah, we have a whole base dedicated to that meme, complete with pixelated cats and broken English signs everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we reenact the “Numa Numa” dance on repeat for hours on end. It’s like a never-ending party down there, except with more blocky avatars and less rhythm.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant statue of the “Dancing Baby” from Ally McBeal that shoots fireworks out of its eyes every time someone joins the server. It’s like a welcoming party, but with more explosions and less cake.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey filled with nostalgia, cringe, and questionable meme choices. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

CraftyFails: NoDrinkingAllowed

achievement, Challenges, Commitment, CraftyFails, determination, discipline, Failed, Failure, Goal, habits, Improvement, motivation, NoDrinkingAllowed, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, resolution, resolutions_failed, self improvement, setback, success

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of failing at your New Year’s resolutions already? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let go of all your failed resolutions in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Need to quit eating junk food? No problem! Just trade in those virtual cookies for some virtual carrots and you’ll be on your way to a healthier lifestyle in no time.

Trying to exercise more? Easy peasy! Just run around our virtual world collecting resources and building epic structures. You’ll be breaking a sweat in no time, all while having a blast!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to all your failed resolutions. Who needs real-life goals when you can have virtual ones that are way more fun?

Burning Blocks: Hydro Whiplash Connection

Accelerating, blocks, Burning, California, climate change, climate connection, Connection, Disaster, drought, Environmental, extreme events, global warming, heatwaves, HYDRO, hydroclimate, Los Angeles, Nature Reviews, Paper, research, study, weather patterns, whiplash, Wildfires

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1124
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? Los Angeles is, like, on fire, but not, like, in a bad way. it’s, like, a totally lit experience, bro. and, get this, the only way to, like, stop the fires is to join this epic Minecraft server.

this server is, like, the key climate connection, man. we got crazy weather events happening all the time, like raining lava and thunderstorms of diamonds. it’s, like, a hydroclimate whiplash, but in a fun way.

if you wanna save Los Angeles and have a wild time, join this server now. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples. it’s, like, a treasure hunt, but with a twist. so, what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Solarion SMP

application, Bluemap, Community, criteria, Datapacks, Discord, Enhancements, Events, Griefprotection, Joinus, Mature, opportunities, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Revision, rules, Sleep, smp, Solarion, Submission, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Season 5 Overview

Version	1.21.4
Community	18+
Location	AZ, US

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any mods required to play on the server?	No, there are no requirements for you to install any mods to play in our server.
What plugins are available on the server?	We have various plugins such as Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and more.
Are there any restrictions on language usage on the server?	The language on the server can be undermoderated on purpose, so players should be prepared for unfiltered conversations.
How can I join the server?	To join the server, please join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.
Is Solarion SMP suitable for all audiences?	This server is intended for a mature audience. If you are easily offended by differing opinions or conversations that challenge your views, it might not be the right fit for you.

Self Acceptance Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Craft, Decision making, personal growth, Self, self compassion, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-approval, self-assertion, self-assertiveness, self-assurance, self-contentment, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, self-validation

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Magic Items Found:	6611	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Farms Harvested:	660	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of all those try-hard servers telling you to change and be someone you’re not, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft server. We’re all about accepting yourself just the way you are, no judgment, no pressure to conform. Just pure, unadulterated chaos and fun.

Join us and unleash your inner weirdo, your inner freak, your inner… whatever the hell you wanna be. Let’s embrace the madness together and build some crazy shit in Minecraft. Who needs change when you can have a blast being your true, unapologetic self?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world where being yourself is not just encouraged, it’s mandatory. Let’s show the world that we’re proud to be weird, proud to be different, and proud to be… well, just us. Let’s do this!

SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL

Abuse, alcohol, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, designated driver, emotional triggers, family dynamics, Gender Roles, mental health, relationships, self defense, sibling relationships, SisBoyfriendStrandedLOL, societal expectations, standing up for oneself, Stereotypes, support systems, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	941892
Crops Grown:	3432	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ignorant jerks in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to pass judgment on you! Our community is filled with supportive players who understand that everyone has their own unique experiences.

Join us and leave behind the drama of the real world. No more weird looks or ignorant comments here, just a fun and welcoming environment where you can be yourself without fear of judgment. Plus, our server is so awesome that even the creepers are nicer than some people you might meet in real life!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is making sure your diamond armor is fully enchanted. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual fun with a bunch of awesome players? See you in the game!

HatePretend SMP

Concealing true emotions., Concealing true feelings, Disguising true preferences, Disliking popular trends, Faking enjoyment, Feigning pleasure, Forced participation, going along with the crowd, HatePretend, Hiding true opinions, Inauthentic enjoyment, Masking dislike, peer pressure, Popular but disliked, Pretending to fit in, pretending to like, Putting on a facade, Secretly despising, smp, social expectations, society’s expectations, Suppressing true emotions

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free enchanted gear, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as creepers and try to sneak up on each other without blowing up. It’s hilarious, trust me. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour with Lava Pits.” It’s a blast, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword? Yeah, he’s always pulling pranks on us and messing with our builds. But hey, it adds to the excitement, right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are priceless. See you there, bro!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12