CritPots | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Mathematical Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, ai, bad AI, best girl, best name, bonus multiplier, calculation, character comparison, long tail tags, margin measurement, mathematical, mathematical determination, Mathematics, name contribution, not best girl, Realm, similar character, tag analysis

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something mind-blowing – this server has the craziest bonus multiplier that will make you the best girl in the game! And guess what? It’s all based on your name!

I’m talking about some next-level math stuff here, like calculating the margin between the best girl and some random Ai character. But let me tell you, all the Ai characters on this server are best girls, so you better get that name game on point if you wanna rule the Minecraft world!

Don’t miss out on this epic server where your name can literally make you the queen bee of Minecraft. Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate best girl!

NostalgicNicheCraft

cultural references, ESOTERIC, Forgotten, forgotten details, memory lane, niche reference, Nostalgia, NostalgicNicheCraft, Obscure, obscure facts, obscure knowledge, obscure pop culture, old school, pop culture, Reminiscing, Throwback, Trivia, trivia question, uncommon, unique reference, vintage

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Do you remember that one time when Steve accidentally rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava? No? Well, you must join our Minecraft server to experience all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that only the true Minecraft connoisseurs will appreciate. From building giant statues of creepers to organizing epic chicken races, this server is the place to be for all the niche references that will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget!

AntarcticIceMine Minecraft Server

1.2 million year old ice, ancient climate data, ancient ice, Antarctic exploration, Antarctic ice cores, antarctica, AntarcticIceMine, climate research, environmental studies, geological history, glacial research, ice age, ice core analysis, ice core samples, ice core samples from Antarctica, ice drilling, ice sheet analysis, Minecraft, paleoclimate research, polar ice caps, polar science, scientific discovery, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9448
Zombie Dances:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	9557

come join our minecraft server where we have 1.2-million-year-old ice pulled up from under antarctica! u can build ur base on this ancient ice and pretend ur a caveman or something lol. maybe u’ll find a frozen dinosaur or a woolly mammoth while u mine for diamonds. who knows what kind of ancient treasures are waiting for u on this server. join now for a prehistoric adventure like no other!

CraftyMusk’sFarRightFun

#endorsement, AfD leader, billionaire, controversial, controversy, CraftyMusksFarRightFun, criticism, elon musk, extremism, far-right movement, German far-right party, germany, Musk, nationalist, political figure, Politics, populism, right wing, social media, Statement, Support

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Farms Harvested:	569	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself praises the leader of the afk party and supports the german far-right party!! we have pigs that fly and chickens that dance to techno music!! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie hordes!! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

CitrusCraft: Magi-Fruit Frenzy

acid soils, agricultural practices, citrus farming, citrus orchards, citrus production, CitrusCraft, crop production, farming techniques, Frenzy, fruit quality, fruit yield, humid subtropical regions, MagiFruit, Mg deficiency, Mg fertilizer, Mg leaching, nutrient management, plant nutrition, soil amendments, soil balance, soil conditioner, soil health, Sustainable Agriculture

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Animals Bred:	54	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more magnesium than a citrus orchard on steroids! our soil is so fortified with magnesium that even the creepers are glowing with energy.

if you want high fruit yield and quality, look no further than our server. our citrus trees are so juicy and delicious, you’ll never want to leave.

we have the most epic battles in our humid subtropical regions, where players fight for control of the magnesium mines. trust us, you won’t find this level of intensity anywhere else.

so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with magnesium, fruit, and epic battles. you won’t regret it!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Experience, Feedback, Friends, Gaming, hidden, Improvement, java, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
Server Type:	Minecraft Survival Multiplayer
Features:	Quality of Life plugins, player-driven economy, land claim, Player vs Environment gameplay
Community:	Welcoming, values teamwork, creativity, collaboration
Staff:	Currently looking for new staff and helpful members
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question:	Answer:
Is Obsidian Peak a Java or Bedrock server?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, allowing players to play with friends on different platforms.
What plugins does Obsidian Peak have?	Obsidian Peak has Quality of Life plugins such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp to enhance the survival experience.
How can I join the server?	You can join Obsidian Peak by entering the IP address play.obsidianpeak.xyz in your Minecraft client.
Is there a player-driven economy on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak features a player-driven economy where players can buy, sell, and trade items with each other.
Can I apply to be a staff member on Obsidian Peak?	Yes, Obsidian Peak is currently looking for new staff members and helpful members of the Minecraft community. You can inquire about staff positions on the server or Discord.

Glossy Depths Rise 1.20

beauty industry, brand, branding mistakes, business failure, comically hard, Competition, consumer behavior, Depths, diminishing returns, Failure, financial loss, GLOSSY, lessons learned, market analysis, market saturation, Marketing, marketing strategy, product development, product launch, ReGloss, Rise, understatement

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6101	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Yo, so like, this server is like a total trainwreck but in a hilarious way. Like, you know those moments when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe? Well, that’s basically what this server is all about. It’s like a dumpster fire of chaos and confusion, but in a good way.

Join this server if you want to experience the most epic fails and epic wins all at once. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but instead of going up and down, you’re just spiraling out of control.

Trust me, you won’t regret joining this server. It’s like a comedy show, but with creepers and zombies instead of stand-up comedians. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to question your sanity in the best way possible.

ShowerCraft: GF Betrayal 😱

aita, Asshole, Behavior, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, Monogamous, overreacting, relationship, ShowerCraft, showered, someone else, together, Trust, UNACCEPTABLE, vacation

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where showering with someone else is not only accepted, but encouraged! Imagine the fun you’ll have building shower houses with your friends and taking communal showers together. Who needs privacy when you have a whole server of shower buddies?

Join now and experience the thrill of showering with your best friend’s sister, your neighbor’s cat, or even a random villager from the nearest village. The possibilities are endless and the water is always warm!

Don’t worry about cheating or monogamy here, because on our server, showering with multiple people is just a normal day in the blocky world. So come on in, lather up, and let the shower shenanigans begin!

Poop Panic Server

bathroom urgency, Bowel Movements, digestive system, digestive urgency, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, holding it in, intestinal distress, Panic, Poop, poop urgency, poop urgency causes, poop urgency differences, poop urgency explanation, poop urgency factors, poop urgency reasons, poop urgency triggers, Server, Urgency, urgent bathroom needs, urgent bathroom trips, urgent bowel movements, urgent poops

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh your pants off? Well, look no further because our server will have you running to the bathroom in no time!

Join our server for the most urgent and hilarious poops you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our virtual toilets are always overflowing with excitement and adventure.

Why wait hours to go to the bathroom when you can join our server and feel the urge to poop instantly? Trust us, you won’t be able to hold it in once you see all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server.

So come on, join us for a wild ride and experience the most outrageous poops of your Minecraft life!

Booger Smell Free Zone

body functions, booger, Boogers, Curiosity, discovery, free, gross, health, hygiene, Medical, mucus, Mystery, nasal discharge, odd, olfactory senses, peculiar, sense of smell, sensory experience, smell, strange, unknown, Zone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Void Gems Collected:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	41
Enchantments Applied:	180	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

join our epic minecraft server if you want to discover the true meaning of boogers! we have a secret underground booger mine where you can dig for the rarest and smelliest boogers in all of minecraft land.

rumor has it that if you collect enough boogers, you can summon the booger king and he will grant you three wishes. one player even wished for a pet dragon made entirely out of boogers!

but that’s not all, our server also has a booger-themed parkour course where you can jump from snot-covered platform to snot-covered platform. it’s not for the faint of heart, but the rewards are booger-tastic!

so come join us and experience the booger-filled adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might even become the booger king yourself!

FUCK SERVACK Minecraft server

AMATEURS, convenience, Free Time, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, network plugins, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Minecrafters are amateurs who play for fun in their free time. We have a vanilla server, diluted with a small pinch of network plugins that do not interfere with the overall gameplay, but only make it more convenient.

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Lavbyte SMP

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Tpa, twitch, US region, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival Server
Version	Java 1.21.4
Focus	Youtube/Twitch Collaboration
Location	South US region

Server Highlights

Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc!
Strict rules against cheating and harassment

Interested?

Apply through our Google Form: https://forms.gle/QTBiShAZW8QKtUre6

Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without applying?	No, all players must apply through the Google Form for approval.
What are the rules on the server?	The rules are very brief – no cheating of any kind and no harassment.
How can I collaborate with other Youtubers/Twitch streamers on the server?	Once approved and added to the whitelist, you can connect with other content creators through Discord.

Dreamscape Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, bedtime, dreamscape, getting up, Haven, Hungry, insomnia, nighttime routine, repeat, Sleep, sleep aid, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep habits, sleep medication, sleep meds, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep routine, sleep schedule, Wake Up

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where sleep meds are the currency!

Why bother with real life when you can just pop some pills and sleep your problems away in our virtual world?

Become a sleep-deprived maniac and build the most insane structures while under the influence of our sleep meds economy!

Who needs reality when you can just keep repeating the cycle of sleep, hunger, and more sleep meds on our server?

Join now and enter the land of never-ending slumber and questionable life choices!

MomLifeCraft Server

Boundaries, Burdens, children, cleanliness, compassion, control, Dysfunction, Enabling, ENTITLEMENT, friendship, Gratitude, Hoarding, homelessness, intervention, judgmental, MomLifeCraft, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spiritual growth, Struggles, Support

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your friend’s life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, messiness, and unapologetic kids running amok! 🤪

🚗 Need a ride to work? We got you covered! Just like how I’ve been chauffeuring my friend around, we’ll make sure you get to your destination in style (or at least in one piece)! 🚕

🏠 Our server is like my friend’s apartment – completely filthy and full of surprises! Who knows what kind of trash you’ll find lying around or what decor your kids might accidentally break? It’s all part of the fun! 🤣

🙅‍♀️ Tired of people-pleasing and ready to call out entitled behavior? You’ll fit right in! Just like how I finally stood up to my friend, you can let loose and speak your mind without fear of judgment (well, maybe a little judgment, but who’s keeping track?) 😈

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where dysfunction follows you at every turn. It’s like living in a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying neighbors! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

GradCraft: Parental Priorities

anger, autism, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, family responsibilities, Family Support, GradCraft, Graduation, graduation ceremony, graduation tickets, Parental, parents, personal growth, Priorities, Prioritization, Resentment, Siblings, special needs, Struggle, Support, Understanding, University

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize you over everyone else – even your little sister! Are you tired of playing second fiddle to your sibling with special needs? Look no further, because on our server, YOU are the star of the show!

Join us for epic adventures and graduation ceremonies that last for hours – because your achievements deserve to be celebrated in style. No need to worry about your parents ditching you for your sister’s bad day, because here, we only care about YOU and your success.

Don’t let your family dynamic hold you back from enjoying the spotlight you deserve. Invite your friends to join us and bask in the glory of being the top priority. Who needs parents at your graduation when you have a whole server full of supporters cheering you on?

So come on over to our server and let us show you the love and attention you’ve been missing out on. Because on our server, it’s all about YOU!

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4