CriticalMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	326928	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	881	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	2131	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5601
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	192	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2270	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Divine Spears Created:	27	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6017
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2089
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Star Shards Collected:	150	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

Glacier Melt Madness

climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate science, environmental impact, environmental study, glacier, glacier loss, glacier research, glacier study, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, ice melting, madness, melt, melting glaciers, rising sea levels, scientific research, sea level data, sea level increase, Sea Level Rise

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Zombie Dances:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

lolz come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got melting glaciers causing sea level rise in the game HAHAHA. our research shows the world’s glaciers lost like 6.542tn tonnes of ice between 2000 and 2023 so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. build your own glacier castle before it melts away or ride a polar bear into battle against the rising sea levels. join now for a totally cool and totally ridiculous time!

Nova anarchy

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, Community, Discord, gb, Griefing, HACKING, Ip:, java, Join, moderated, nether hwys, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server, Spawn Projects, young

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	9682	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Minecraft Server
Nova Anarchy

Brief Overview

Nova Anarchy is a small Minecraft server created by a team of friends. The server allows hacking, griefing, base building, PvP, and has no resets. The community is friendly and growing, with ongoing projects and a dedicated player base.

If you’re interested in joining, feel free to check out our Discord server and Java IP address listed below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on the server?	Yes, hacking is allowed on Nova Anarchy.
Can players grief other players’ builds?	Yes, griefing is allowed on the server.
Is base building an important aspect of the server?	Yes, base building is encouraged on Nova Anarchy.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server.
Will the server ever reset?	No, there are no planned resets for the server.
Is the chat moderated on the server?	No, the chat is not moderated so players can freely communicate.
How big is the server in terms of storage?	The server currently has 243 GB of storage.

If you have any other questions, feel free to join our Discord server or visit our Java IP address for more information.

QuestCrafters Guild 1.20.6

1.20.6, ASAP, assistance needed, data mining, digital footprint, find full name, find mom’s facebook, Fun, GTFIH, guild, how do i doxx someone, i need help, identity verification, internet research, investigation, lolpic, online search, personal information, privacy concerns, QuestCrafters, same day, social media, Urgent

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Like, seriously, this server is so lit, it will blow your mind!

We have crazy PvP battles where you can totally wreck your enemies and show them who’s boss.

And get this, we have the most insane builds you’ve ever seen. From giant castles to pixel art of your favorite memes, this server has it all.

But wait, there’s more! We even have secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Bipolar Depression, caregiving, caregiving challenges, complicated relationship, coping mechanisms, diabetes, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, family responsibilities, Fibromyalgia, financial struggles, Long Term Care, medical issues, mental health, mental health support, Minecraft, MommaCraft, nursing home, religious beliefs, schizophrenia, self-care, Server, support systems

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Ores Mined:	3183
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where the only child of a mom with a heart attack, stroke, fibromyalgia, schizophrenia, bipolar depression, and diabetes needs your help. But wait, there’s more! Her aunt is also struggling with medical issues and they both need YOU to take care of them!

Experience the thrill of working paycheck to paycheck while juggling the responsibilities of caring for two sick family members. But don’t worry, you can always take a break and blow off some steam with some virtual weed (in-game, of course).

Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your sanity in the best way possible!

AI Cheater Alert!

academic honesty, academic integrity, academic integrity policy, academic misconduct, ALERT, Artificial Intelligence, CHEATER, Cheating, classroom ethics, Ethics, exam misconduct, exam preparation, exam proctoring, Fairness, online learning, snitching, student accountability, student behavior, student ethics, student responsibility, study habits, study techniques

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1947
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Hey gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your last exam? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even the mobs use AI to outsmart you. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join us and experience the thrill of battling against AI-powered creepers and skeletons. Fairness is our middle name, just like that student who got caught cheating on their exam. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as intense as reporting a cheater to the professor. See you in the game!

90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

“2000s”, 90s, 90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP, aim, blockbuster, CD Players, dial-up internet, fads, fashion, flip phones, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Technology, Toys, trends, tv shows, VHS tapes, vintage

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

Players:	99/700	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	261
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2