CringeTeenMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Monthly Thang Minecraft SMP

colloquial, Communication, culture, Expressions, frfr, hella, informal, Language, Lil, man, Minecraft, monthly, monthly thang, No Lie, ong, phrases, shii, Slang, smp, social media, thẳng, tight, Urban, vernacular

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1687
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Buildings Constructed:	29
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchantments Applied:	121

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t on this Minecraft SMP, you missing out big time! We got more drama than a soap opera, I’m telling you. Last week, Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and tried to blame it on a creeper. Like, come on bro, we all saw you sneaking around with that pickaxe!

But that’s not even the best part. Our monthly events are straight fire, no cap. We had a build battle where someone tried to recreate the Eiffel Tower but ended up with a giant blocky chicken instead. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP tournaments. I saw a pig take down a fully geared player with nothing but a carrot. It was wild, y’all.

So if you want in on the action, hit us up. Just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs. And remember, on this Minecraft SMP, anything goes. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to steal your loot. Ain’t nobody got time for that!

Rent & Bills Minecraft Server

Agreement, aita, bills, Caring, Communication, compromise, discussion, equality, finances, full-time, Minecraft, part time, relationship, Rent, Server, Sickness, SPLIT, Support, Understanding, UNFAIR, university course, work anxiety

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	New Chunks Explored:	427656
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	4297	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and outrageous stories.

Just like this player who refused to change how bills are split with their girlfriend! Will you stand your ground like this player, or will you be the supportive partner who helps them through tough times? Join now and find out!

Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a similar situation where you have to navigate tricky conversations and stand your ground. Or maybe you’ll just build a giant castle and have a blast with your friends. Either way, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained!

BoomerRageCraft

BoomerRageCraft, Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Expectations, family, Frustration, generational differences, Home ownership, House, maintenance, parents, plumbing issues, renovation, rental options, responsibilities, septic tank, stress, well water system

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Animals Bred:	94	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!

Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!

CraftyChicksServer

Boys, Challenges, Communication, CraftyChicksServer, Differences, Difficulties, emotions, experiences, gender differences, Girls, Insights, misconceptions, Opinions, Perspectives, perspectives on gender., reddit, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Votes:	1195
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Love Letters Sent:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Hey gamers, are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of girl power!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to explain redstone contraptions to clueless boys who just can’t seem to grasp the concept. Watch as they struggle to understand why you need to build a mob farm or automate your farms for maximum efficiency.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to epic battles between rival factions led by fierce female leaders. Will you join the Pink Pigtails or the Purple Princesses? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some serious girl drama along the way.

So come on, join our server and show those boys who’s boss in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EUtopiaCraft

EU Membership, EU referendum, european union, EUtopiaCraft, Government, Iceland, Iceland EU debate, Iceland EU decision, Iceland EU future, Iceland EU integration, Iceland EU membership, Iceland EU negotiations, Iceland EU policy, Iceland EU referendum, Iceland EU relations, Iceland EU vote, Iceland government, Iceland government decision, Iceland politics, Politics, referendum

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2127	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5119	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Towns Built:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

hey u, ya u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness. like seriously, u can build ur own castle made out of cheese and ride a pig into battle against evil zombie llamas.

oh and get this, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples somewhere in the map. but beware, cuz there’s a group of evil chickens guarding it with their sharp beaks and deadly clucks.

and if u think dat’s cool, just wait til u hear about the annual potato festival we have every year. u can dress up as a potato and participate in potato-themed mini games like potato sack races and potato toss. it’s like a spud-tacular party u don’t wanna miss.

so what r u waitin for? come join dis server and let’s have a blast together. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the king of the potato kingdom.

Advanced Monkey Business Server

Advanced, Business, Do, Everything.., just, LITERALLY, long tail tags, MONKEY, monkey business, Server, tags

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da most wild and wacky shenanigans in minecraft history. we got monkeys runnin around buildin random stuff, throwin poop at each other, and causin chaos wherever they go. if u wanna be part of dis crazy world, den join us and embrace da madness. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be bananas! so come on over and join da fun, cuz everything we do is literally just advanced monkey business.

Fully Vanilla Minecraft Server

ATTRACTIONS, Builds, Community, Discord, Events, fight club, Fully, Griefing, Habitable, History, Minecraft, nether roof, Phantoms, Pure, PvP, rules, Scamming.., semi anarchy, Server, server owner, Spawn, Stable, Survival, TOWN, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Runes Activated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Anarchy Network Minecraft Server

Brief Overview

Server Type	Semi-Anarchy
IP Address	AnarchyNetwork.net
Features	Unmodified survival experience, no map resets, no teleporting, no P2W, allowed Griefing/PvP/Scamming
World Border	1 Million blocks (2Mx2M)
Phantoms	Completely removed
Nether Roof Access	Allowed

FAQs

Q: Who maintains the Anarchy Network Minecraft Server?

A: The server is maintained by the owner, Snakeaim.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are four main rules: 1) Keep the chat civil, 2) No exploits or hacked clients, 3) No duping items (TNT dupe is allowed), 4) No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

Q: Can I teleport on the server?

A: You can teleport within a 200 block radius of spawn by using the /spawn command. Use this at your own risk as there are no spawn protections.

Q: Can I access the Nether roof?

A: Yes, Nether roof access is allowed on the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for Anarchy Network?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/W7hRYgb2z9

Frosty Dreaming Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, celebration, christmas, cultural diversity, Cultural traditions, DECEMBER, dreaming, family gatherings, festive decorations, festive season, frosty, gift giving, Hannakuh, holiday festivities, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday traditions, Land, media coverage, Multiculturalism, religious holidays, religious observance, social norms, winter holidays

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Votes:	5103	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, forget about the mainstream servers that pretend Christmas doesn’t exist! Join our server where we embrace the holiday spirit all year round because we’re rebels like that. Plus, we have a secret underground Santa’s workshop where you can craft all the presents your heart desires. It’s like a festive conspiracy theory come to life, man. Who needs reality when you can have a jolly good time on our server? Join now and let’s spread some holiday cheer, Minecraft style!

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5208
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3245
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	736
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9336
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	215
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Farms Harvested:	108	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Players:	103/200	Votes:	3571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4