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Peak Lama’s Revenge

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come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP: Fight Club /mcfc/

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the chickens do the mining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They were busting out moves that would make even the most seasoned player jealous. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of singing wolves. And if you manage to defeat them in a karaoke battle, the pickaxes are yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

VacayVeto: No BIL Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the vacation vibes you’ve been dreaming of? Look no further! Our server is like a tropical getaway for your pixelated self.

Imagine this: you and your Minecraft partner planning the perfect vacation together, only to have your friend’s brother show up out of nowhere and crash the party. That’s right, we’ve got surprise guests galore on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Picture this: you and your partner trying to enjoy a romantic sunset on the beach, only to have your friend’s brother join in on the fun. Who needs couples massages when you can have a third wheel tagging along for the ride?

Join our server now for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs privacy and alone time when you can have constant entertainment and unexpected guests at every turn? Don’t miss out on the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NoSleepCraft – Stay up all night, craft all day!

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Have you ever stayed up for so long that you started seeing creepers in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to push their limits and see just how long they can go without sleep! Join us for epic all-night gaming sessions where you’ll battle mobs, build epic structures, and maybe even hallucinate a little (in a totally fun way, of course). Who needs sleep when you can be building your dream castle in the virtual world? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate sleepless Minecraft marathon!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockyBlitz: Hezbollah’s Revenge

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Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where we pretend to be Nasrallah and hit Tel Aviv? Belgium is protesting and calling on Hezbollah to attack Israel, but we’re just here building epic bases and battling mobs. Join us for some explosive fun and chaotic adventures! Who needs real-world drama when you can have virtual mayhem in this insane server? Come on, let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Fanfiction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the worlds of Sailor Moon and Yu Yu Hakusho collide in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Picture this: Karasu, the ultimate bad boy of Yu Yu Hakusho, convinces Usagi Tsukino, the lovable Sailor Moon, to join forces and take on the most insane challenges ever seen in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Karasu somehow convinces Usagi that the only way to truly understand humanity is to get euthanized. Yes, you heard that right. And not just any euthanization, but a wild and crazy one that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and life itself.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a twisted and hilarious crossover, where the fate of the world rests in the hands of two unlikely heroes? Join us for the most mind-blowing and absurd adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft – if you dare!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2659

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

>Click Master Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being good at clicking a GUI is just the tip of the iceberg! We’re not just a server, we’re a tech support hotline on steroids. Can you diagnose problems faster than a speeding bullet? Can you replace hardware with the finesse of a ninja? Do you understand software compatibility better than a love triangle on a soap opera? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you belong here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just can’t seem to let go of his explosive past. Rumor has it, if you can outbuild him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a diamond pickaxe that only mined dirt. Oops.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of tech support shenanigans and ghostly encounters. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft guru of the server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BookWormParentAlert

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Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlendedCraft: Dale & Brennan’s First Meet

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so, like, this server is like when dale and brennan meet for the first time after their parents get married, but in minecraft form! imagine the chaos of step brothers in a blocky world!

join our server for the chance to build bunk beds with your new step sibling, or maybe even start a prestige worldwide business together!

we have epic events like the catalina wine mixer where you can show off your building skills and win cool prizes!

plus, we have a special room where you can reenact the infamous drum set scene – just make sure to have a backup set of drums handy!

come join the fun and laughter on our step brothers-inspired minecraft server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like dale and brennan’s relationship!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Hi Guys Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. We have epic quests like finding the legendary Golden Potato and battling the evil Cactus King.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see, like flying pigs and dancing llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Bull in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your freak flag fly? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world. We have players who jack off to cuck porn but self-insert as the bull – now that’s dedication!

Our server is full of crazy characters and wacky shenanigans. From building giant statues of Nicolas Cage to organizing epic llama races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Just be prepared for anything – you never know what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	206	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyBridezillaGoneWild

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where we promise no groom will ever call you a “stupid bitch” or insult your looks! Our virtual world is a safe space for all, unless you try to open the church doors in a weird way during the ceremony – then you might get kicked out (just kidding…or are we?).

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of planning a virtual wedding without the risk of being verbally abused by a pixelated groom. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch some juicy drama on our server’s CCTV cameras – who knew Minecraft weddings could get so scandalous? So come on down and build your dream wedding venue with us, just make sure to keep the drama to a minimum or you might find yourself banned faster than you can say “I do”!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBedroomSecrets

Are you tired of keeping your wildest fantasies a secret from your husband? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your freak flag fly high! Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle made entirely out of chocolate, ride unicorns into battle, and engage in steamy pixelated romance with other players. Who needs a husband when you have a whole virtual world of possibilities at your fingertips? Join us now and unleash your inner Minecraft vixen!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20