CringeCraftBabyPity | New Minecraft Servers 2024

GoodBadGuyMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us and discover the truth about history’s so-called “bad guys” who are actually just misunderstood heroes in disguise.

Ever wondered what it would be like to team up with Genghis Khan to conquer the server? Or maybe you’d prefer to build a secret base with Blackbeard the pirate? The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on, join us and rewrite history in the most epic and hilarious way possible. Who knows, you might even uncover the real reason why Julius Caesar was always so cranky!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ores Mined:	8045	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockBusterCraft

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Are you tired of adulting and being responsible? Join our Minecraft server and start over in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest virtual house!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep appear out of nowhere, dropping gold nuggets as they frolic around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a fearless warrior, a master builder, or even a professional llama whisperer. So why wait? Join now and escape the harsh realities of adulthood by diving headfirst into our wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Schrodinger’s Amazon Account

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haha u wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur future and our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode.

once, a player found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, sipping on potions of invisibility. another time, a group of players stumbled upon a village where all the villagers were actually disguised as chickens plotting a coup against the players.

if u join our server, u might just witness a battle between a giant chicken riding a dragon and a group of players riding on the backs of ender dragons. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give u the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u do, in which case, blame it on Schrodinger’s Amazon account.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dimension Hops:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Plasticizer-Free SoCal CraftyCraft

air quality, airborne toxins, carcinogens, chemical exposure, CraftyCraft, environmental health, flexible materials, garden hoses, health risks, long tail tags, lunchboxes, phthalates, plastic chemicals, plastic pollution, PlasticizerFree, plasticizers, Pollution, reproductive toxins, shower curtains, socal, southern california, toxic exposure, Upholstery

Yo, if you wanna escape the plastic apocalypse and have a blast in Minecraft, come join our server! We got rid of allllll the plasticizers and replaced them with rainbow sparkles and unicorn farts. No more toxic air, just pure pixelated fun! Plus, our server is so lit that even the phthalates are too scared to show up. Join us and build a world where the only thing toxic is your sick PvP skills. Let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EuroPlayZone Lands, Buy Rent Houses, 11.07 Minecraft server

auction house, Aurelium Skills, Battles, Biomes, Buy Rent Houses, Datapacks, Economy, EconomyPremium, EuroPlayZone Lands, GSit, HAT, Incendium, Lands, leveled mobs, Minecraft, MoreOres, Nullscape, Plugins, Survival, terra, Terralith, Veinminer

Welcome to our ⚔️Minecraft survival⚔️! EuroPlayZone is excited to announce the grand opening of our new Survival Server on July 6th, 2024. Join us at mc.europlayzone.eu:25565 for an unparalleled Minecraft experience featuring custom datapacks and a range of exciting plugins.

Our server is equipped with:

Datapacks: Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape

Plugins: Terra, EconomyPremium, Auction House, GSit, Hat, Lands, Aurelium Skills, Leveled Mobs, VeinMiner, MoreOres

Explore unique biomes, engage in epic battles, and trade in our vibrant economy. Mark your calendars and join us for the grand opening!

See you in the game! ⚔️

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Void Armor Forged:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Towns Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Mine LOL Server – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyways?

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story… Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle. The next day, that player logged in to find the statue had come to life and was leading an army of farm animals on a quest for world domination.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of safeguards in place to prevent any more chicken-pig uprisings. So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server. Just remember, always keep an eye out for those sneaky creepers… they’re always up to no good.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4593	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyCouple Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with homophobia and transphobia on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we have a zero tolerance policy for hate speech!

Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms by our diverse and inclusive community. Our server is a safe space for everyone, whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out. Plus, rumor has it that our resident builder can create the most fabulous rainbow-themed structures you’ve ever seen.

So come on over and join us for a fun and accepting Minecraft experience. Remember, hate speech is so last season! 😉🌈 #LoveWins #MinecraftEquality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Mines Excavated:	4359	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DocBlockDaycare

Appointment, Babysitting, boyfriend’s family, BROKE, concern, daycare, DocBlockDaycare, doctor’s appointment, Driving, Forgot, gas money, health, last minute, lump in breast, out of state, paid, payment, School, Siblings, sister

Are you tired of being roped into babysitting duties without any compensation? Do you have a mysterious lump in your breast that needs attention ASAP? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for outrageous adventures and escape the real world drama. Our virtual world is filled with pixelated wonders and no babysitting required! Plus, our in-game doctors are always available for appointments, no waiting months for an opening. So come join us and leave the real world behind – because who needs responsibilities when you can mine for diamonds instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	956292	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

BrainPowerVSWill SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate test of will power and brain power!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava, and mind-bending puzzles that will make you question reality itself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and harness its power?

So why choose between will power and brain power when you can have both on our insane Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Ores Mined:	3944
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

TrustCraft: Love Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where love and trust are required to thrive? Well, look no further because on our server, love without trust is the name of the game! Picture this: you’re building a beautiful castle with your significant other, but you can’t trust them not to sabotage your masterpiece. It’s chaos, it’s drama, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and see what love looks like when trust is out the window. Who needs trust when you have diamonds, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SlaughterCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have so much fun you’ll be like “what even is real life anymore?!” we got more crazy builds than a toddler on pixie sticks and more drama than a reality TV show about llama farmers.

Our players are so skilled they could take down a horde of creepers blindfolded while juggling TNT. And don’t even get me started on our epic events – we once had a battle royale where the winner got a pet dragon that poops diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family… if your family was a bunch of deranged unicorns who communicate through interpretive dance. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyCreeperz

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and zombies, not from terrorist organizations! we promise no explosions except for the ones you create with tnt!

our server is so lit, even hamas wants to claim it as their own! but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect you from any real-life drama.

build your own city, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic pvp battles. who needs tel aviv when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun? join now and let’s craft some memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NoTouchy Door Handles

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So, like, you ever wonder about door handles, man? Like, what if they’re actually the cleanest part of the whole door, dude? Like, everyone’s all like “eww, don’t touch the door handle, it’s dirty,” but what if it’s actually the opposite, bro? Mind blown, right?

Anyway, you should totally join this Minecraft server, man. It’s like, the most epic place ever, full of crazy adventures and wild shenanigans. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken riding a pig through a lava waterfall while wearing a top hat. It was insane, dude.

And the best part is, you get to build your own crazy creations and show them off to all your new friends. Like, I built a roller coaster that goes through a maze of exploding creepers. It’s a real blast, bro.

So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the door handles are always clean and the fun never stops. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Dolphin Playtime Fun Land

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come join our epic minecraft server where the dolphins are always smiling and ready to play! we got dolphins doing backflips and somersaults, it’s like a water circus up in here. you’ll never see dolphins this happy anywhere else, they’re practically begging you to join our server. plus, rumor has it that if you befriend a dolphin, they’ll give you secret underwater treasures. who needs buried treasure when you can have dolphin treasure, amirite? so come on over and dive into the fun, just watch out for the sharks, they’re not as friendly as the dolphins.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	1774
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ISO SMP: Where we craft, explore, and sometimes accidentally blow up our own houses! 18+ Server with hermit-craft vibes.

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ISO SMP Server Overview

Server Name	ISO SMP
Launch Date	2024-09-10
Community	18+
Plugin Features	Chest locking with signs Invisible item frames by shift-right clicking Player and mob heads Deathchest Vein-miner /home command Shops with custom economy NO-GRIEF policy Server online 24/7 Custom armor stand Mini-blocks
Discord	Join us on Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age requirement for the community?	The community is for players aged 18 and above.
Are there any griefing rules on the server?	There is a strict NO-GRIEF policy to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.
How can I protect my chests?	You can lock your chests using signs with the chest locking plugin on the server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, the server is online 24/7 for players to enjoy at any time.
What special features does the server offer?	Some special features include invisible item frames, custom economy shops, vein-mining, and custom armor stands.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Star Shards Collected:	169
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7