Have you ever heard a baby name so cringe-inducing that you just want to teleport them to our Minecraft server for a fresh start? Join us and save your child from a lifetime of embarrassment! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself built our spawn point with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and sheer determination. So come on, join us and give your child a name they won’t want to change as soon as they turn 18!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY