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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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