CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Enchantments Applied:	142	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	182
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9519
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Buildings Constructed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.