CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Star Shards Collected:	127	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3113	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	772	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	467	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	191213
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Zombie Dances:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Emeralds Found:	9887	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.