CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	240
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	370084
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	New Chunks Explored:	256040
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Potions Brewed:	67	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	New Chunks Explored:	98736

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Towns Built:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Emeralds Found:	7935	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	68	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.