CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	7318
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Secret Passages Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Love Letters Sent:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8888	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ores Mined:	6644	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Emeralds Found:	4609	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.