CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Animals Bred:	102
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5010
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	1276
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	82	Alien Abductions:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3178	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1957	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Farms Harvested:	869
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5998	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.