CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Villages Defended:	15	Dimension Hops:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Farms Harvested:	547	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	710

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	531460
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Gems Collected:	26
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Crops Grown:	5378

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	5155	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	851465	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6835
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!