CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Villages Defended:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	55	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5132
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6486

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7562
New Chunks Explored:	652832	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	New Chunks Explored:	30053
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.