CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	59

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	253	Holy Grails Found:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Potions Brewed:	178
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Love Letters Sent:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6964	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	205
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9946	Void Armor Forged:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Towns Built:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Villages Defended:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Dragons Tamed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6584	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.