CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Farms Harvested:	971	Animals Bred:	123
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Star Shards Collected:	272
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	340
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	278	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	New Chunks Explored:	372731

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Crops Grown:	6047
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Animals Bred:	152	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	29

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Buildings Constructed:	30
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!