CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Meteorites Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Potions Brewed:	161	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Farms Harvested:	288	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	1982
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Void Armor Forged:	25	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	170	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1496
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!