CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1797	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	6116	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Farms Harvested:	109	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9723

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	252
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Villages Defended:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.