CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	6122	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	2086	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Towns Built:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ores Mined:	6710	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	3441
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runes Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	436

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Towns Built:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.