CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ores Mined:	7364
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	499
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8908	Animals Bred:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	675127	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	130
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	148
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	139573	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.