CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	13119
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	191	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Emeralds Found:	7567	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	84
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Emeralds Found:	9829	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Enchantments Applied:	103	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Farms Harvested:	286	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.